Welcome to the filth
Memes. Vault art. Telegram. Whatever the gremlin dragged in.
Five artworks, one per vault. Click one and you get the full-size original, not the compressed version. Post them. Ruin perfectly good group chats with them. That is what they are for.
She was normal once
Then she found the chain. Five artworks, five tickers, no intention of showering.
Gross by design
The art is disgusting on purpose. The data underneath it is not. Every payout is a transfer you can check.
One nut at a time
Nobody gets rich in an hour here. You hold, it ages, stock turns up. Repeat.
The basket is a diagnosis
Telehealth, a healthcare giant, the little blue pill, a warehouse club and the obesity drug people. Five vaults paying her in everything she refuses to use.
Nothing is locked
No staking contract, no deposit, no approval to sign. Your SMEG sits in your own wallet doing nothing, and that is the entire mechanism.
The vaults can be taken back
Fall below a vault's bar and the artwork is revoked after a grace period. Clear it again and it returns. Nobody keeps what they no longer hold.
Figures are read from the chain · a dash means it could not be read
Ready to get filthy?
Read the vaults. Read the plumbing. Then decide if this is your kind of stupid.