The SMEG Vaults

Five artworks · Five tickers

Five vaults. Five clocks. Five stocks. Clear one and one ticker is in play. Clear four and you have got four. The old vaults do not switch off. They stack.

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HoldPays in5 of 5

#	Vault	Pays in	Hold	Weight	Min SMEG	Holders
1	Squeeze the Smeg	HIMS	1h	1.00×	1,000,000	1	View vault
2	No Bath, No Brain	JNJ	3h	1.50×	4,000,000	0	View vault
3	Anatomy of a SMEG Holder	PFE	6h	1.96×	10,000,000	0	View vault
4	We Smeg Past It	COST	12h	2.55×	25,000,000	0	View vault
5	In Smeg We Trust (Gold Nut)	LLY	24h	3.20×	50,000,000	0	View vault

Vault 1

Squeeze the Smeg

HIMS1h1.00×

1,000,000 SMEG · 1 holders

Vault 2

No Bath, No Brain

JNJ3h1.50×

4,000,000 SMEG · 0 holders

Vault 3

Anatomy of a SMEG Holder

PFE6h1.96×

10,000,000 SMEG · 0 holders

Vault 4

We Smeg Past It

COST12h2.55×

25,000,000 SMEG · 0 holders

Vault 5

In Smeg We Trust (Gold Nut)

LLY24h3.20×

50,000,000 SMEG · 0 holders

1 · Hold SMEG. Keep it in your wallet. Nothing is deposited, staked or locked. The vault program replays transfer history to work out what you actually hold.
2 · Let the bag age. Every parcel of SMEG carries the time it arrived. A vault counts only the parcels older than its own clock: 1h, 3h, 6h, 12h, 24h, from vault 1 up to vault 5.
3 · Clear the line. Enough aged SMEG against the bar and the artwork is granted to your address. Drop below and it is taken back, after a grace period.
4 · The Drip does the rest. On the hour the engine works out who cleared what. Your share of a vault is your aged balance against everyone else's, weighted by how long you have held.

A vault only counts SMEG that has sat still long enough to clear its own bar. There are 5 windows (1h, 3h, 6h, 12h, 24h), and selling resets the clock on the balance you sold.

1 hour cleared

3 hours cleared

6 hours cleared

12 hours cleared

24 hours cleared

$0.00 of stock sitting permanently behind the five vaults, paying out 1% of itself a day.